Everyone is as rigid as a corpse, their faces are scary and lifeless, the colors are blindingly bright and it all reeks of pre-rendered graphics designed to either entertain kids or scam money out of naive adults. My guess is that it was the most easy thing to use, and therefore also the most ugly.
The art is a bunch of creepy 3D dolls made with a program called "Poser 7".
The nudity is obviously non-sexual because no one could possibly fap with that horrible face looking back at them. calling any of this "plot" is a massive overstatement. Each chapter has it's own plot, but they all revolve around nothing important happening and that nothing being resolved by either an equal amount of nothing or three frames of fighting and then more nakedness and more nothing. Soon the comic gets off track and only remembers that it's about smoking being bad once every few months. The chapter ends with the kidnapped people being saved and the villain dying of cancer, which is something I found to be a million times more funny than this comic's few lame attempts at jokes. Now she is evil (because she smokes) and uses black magic (because she's black) to kidnap people and steal their lungs (because she never thought of just curing herself with magic) and wants to kill Samantha (because.
except she already decided to be a superhero before she had any powers so this makes even less sense.Ī bunch more nudity and boring stuff happens and Samantha finds out that her parents were killed by her childhood friend who became addicted to smoking from that single puff 30 years ago and waited until she was 18 to start smoking and contract lung cancer.
#Simple states webcomic crack#
She freezes the gun of some guy who was trying to rob a lady to buy crack cocaine weed uranium smokes with her ice breath and decides to become a super hero. In reality I fail to understand how this can be used for anything besides being a minor annoyance to people, but in the world of The Easy Breather this somehow gives her super powers. On the way home she sneezes on the bus with such force that her clothes rip off (or maybe evaporate because I can't see where they went) and then goes home to either mourn her parents death naked or read Shakespeare naked, the dialog provides no clue.Ī bunch of other pointless things happen, most containing gratuitous nudity, and she goes to the doctor who tells her she has the ability to exhale 20% more air than a normal person due to a life of non-smoking. Still, she does not let common sense get in her way and goes home to read on the internet about how smoking is to blame for everything ever. She gets told that her parents died in a fire lit by gasoline and a cigarette, making smoking partially to blame even though the fire is what killed them and it was an act of intentional arson and not a smoking related accident. Cut to 30 years later and the little girl has grown up to be a television reporter who reacts to smoking like a rabid dog. One of them finds a cigarette and takes a single puff, her friend stops her and throws it in the trash and is praised by her parents. but something along those lines happens later anyway.Ĭhapter one begins with two little girls playing. On page two of the comic we already see the parents in a state of "non sexual nudity" (sure.).Īt least the little girls were not naked. I spent the rest of my life not smoking and it didn't give me super powers. I smoked cigarettes when I was in the fourth grade and it didn't make me an addict or a super villain. I didn't know where to start and where to finish. He is obsessed with game shows, wants to direct a sitcom, has nazi level hate for smoking and every single thing about his comic is wrong. He supports some warped version of naturalism and claims the excessive nudity in his comic is not in any way sexual. The man who made it is an old, fundie nutbag and is likely homophobic. The problem is that there is so much wrong with both the creator and his comic and I want to include EVERYTHING. So far we have reviewed every comic on it except for two Faith mouse, which is so impossible to understand that it can't even be reviewed, and this. There is an article on that has provided us with some amazing review material ever since this wiki started.
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